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ABBA to REUNITE for live shows in 2018 - band announces 'new and dramatic' plans

ABBA to REUNITE for live shows i...

ABBA is set to reunite and fans can see their idols perform in 2018 as the band announces incredible new plans for live experience shows with Spice Girls and American Idol creator Simon Fuller.
Music | 2016/11/10 21:28

Beautiful?

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

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